![This is not a belated birthday greeting. I'm making sure I am the first to wish you a Happy Birthday for next year. | Birthday Ecard This is not a belated birthday greeting. I'm making sure I am the first to wish you a Happy Birthday for next year. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/this-is-not-a-belated-birthday-greeting-im-making-sure-i-am-the-first-to-wish-you-a-happy-birthday-for-next-year-2a5e9.png)
This is not a belated birthday greeting. I'm making sure I am the first to wish you a Happy Birthday for next year. | Birthday Ecard
![I hope you celebrate your birthday the same way you came into this world ... naked & screaming! Happy Birthday from your favorite cousin! | Birthday Ecard I hope you celebrate your birthday the same way you came into this world ... naked & screaming! Happy Birthday from your favorite cousin! | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/i-hope-you-celebrate-your-birthday-the-same-way-you-came-into-this-world-naked-screaming-happy-birthday-from-your-favorite-cousin--e50f9.png)
I hope you celebrate your birthday the same way you came into this world ... naked & screaming! Happy Birthday from your favorite cousin! | Birthday Ecard
![Happy birthday to someone old enough to have lived through the hardships of not being able to Google something. | Birthday Ecard Happy birthday to someone old enough to have lived through the hardships of not being able to Google something. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/happy-birthday-old-enough-google-funny-ecard-QZx.png)
Happy birthday to someone old enough to have lived through the hardships of not being able to Google something. | Birthday Ecard
![Happy Birthday! I would say something smart-ass about your age, but you're younger than I am. | Birthday Ecard Happy Birthday! I would say something smart-ass about your age, but you're younger than I am. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/happy-birthday-i-would-say-something-smart-ass-about-your-age-but-youre-younger-than-i-am--b7b8b.png)
Happy Birthday! I would say something smart-ass about your age, but you're younger than I am. | Birthday Ecard
![I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world... Naked and screaming. | Birthday Ecard I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world... Naked and screaming. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi0wZGQ1Y2UxZmQzODNiNmVk.png)
I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world... Naked and screaming. | Birthday Ecard
![Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we're too senile to remember each other's birthdays. | Birthday Ecard Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we're too senile to remember each other's birthdays. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/birthday-elderly-best-friends-forever-funny-ecard-SBv-share-image-1479835959.png)
Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we're too senile to remember each other's birthdays. | Birthday Ecard
![Friends say, "Happy Birthday!" BEST FRIENDS say, "Happy Birthday you nasty, old skank!" | Birthday Ecard Friends say, "Happy Birthday!" BEST FRIENDS say, "Happy Birthday you nasty, old skank!" | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1mNmZhOGQxMjIyZmQ5NDJh.png)
Friends say, "Happy Birthday!" BEST FRIENDS say, "Happy Birthday you nasty, old skank!" | Birthday Ecard
![Happy birthday sister! I hope your day is amazing and awesome as I am! Good luck with that! | Birthday Ecard Happy birthday sister! I hope your day is amazing and awesome as I am! Good luck with that! | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/happy-birthday-sister-i-hope-your-day-is-amazing-and-awesome-as-i-am-good-luck-with-that-263a0.png)
Happy birthday sister! I hope your day is amazing and awesome as I am! Good luck with that! | Birthday Ecard
![Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, funny and reminds me a lot of myself. | Birthday Ecard Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, funny and reminds me a lot of myself. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/happy-birthday-to-a-person-who-is-smart-good-looking-funny-and-reminds-me-a-lot-of-myself-88917.png)
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, funny and reminds me a lot of myself. | Birthday Ecard
![I can't believe it's already been a year since the last time I didn't buy you anything for your birthday. | Birthday Ecard I can't believe it's already been a year since the last time I didn't buy you anything for your birthday. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1jODM1OGIxMWZhYmU4ZmRi_51976232a0873.png)
I can't believe it's already been a year since the last time I didn't buy you anything for your birthday. | Birthday Ecard
![Wishing you happy birthday in private so you can avoid forced birthday conversations with coworkers. | Birthday Ecard Wishing you happy birthday in private so you can avoid forced birthday conversations with coworkers. | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1jYmMwODc2ZTkxMzY2YWQw_5176fda94af3b.png)
Wishing you happy birthday in private so you can avoid forced birthday conversations with coworkers. | Birthday Ecard
![Happy birthday to my best friend ever!! May your day be filled with joy and happiness...who am I kidding, get drunk & party!!! | Birthday Ecard Happy birthday to my best friend ever!! May your day be filled with joy and happiness...who am I kidding, get drunk & party!!! | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/happy-birthday-to-my-best-friend-ever-may-your-day-be-filled-with-joy-and-happinesswho-am-i-kidding-get-drunk-party-b7237.png)
Happy birthday to my best friend ever!! May your day be filled with joy and happiness...who am I kidding, get drunk & party!!! | Birthday Ecard
![I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me. That's who. Happy Belated Birthday! | Birthday Ecard I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me. That's who. Happy Belated Birthday! | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/i-know-you-had-lots-of-birthday-wishes-yesterday-but-who-is-thinking-of-you-today-me-thats-who-happy-belated-birthday-861a9-share-image-1495582860.png)
I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me. That's who. Happy Belated Birthday! | Birthday Ecard
![Happy Birthday to someone who is smart, talented, pretty, creative, and fabulous! %28I love that we're so much alike!%29 | Birthday Ecard Happy Birthday to someone who is smart, talented, pretty, creative, and fabulous! %28I love that we're so much alike!%29 | Birthday Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1345440701189_7346211.png)