Forget impact shorts. I'm getting a butt turtle. In addition to this I saw Winnie the Pooh knee pads where he was hugging the knees and a polar bear butt and knee
Are there any Ski/Snowboard shops in South Lake that have turtle pads in stock? I posted as satire, but I am low-key legit interested. Doesn't need to be a turtle, exactly, but
Multi-purpose adult ski protective equipment cartoon turtle snowboard hip & knee pad cushion toys | Fruugo UK
Ohicki Turtle Butt Pad,Soft Hip Butt Pad Snowboard Knee Pads | Turtle Hip Protection Anti-Fall Soft Skiing Protector Pads for Snowboarding Skating Kids Adults : Amazon.co.uk: Sports & Outdoors
OTG Snow Buddy Turtle Protector – Zilarr
Ski Turtle Protector – turtleski
Ski Protective Equipment Turtle for Children Women Men, Turtle Skateboard Hip Protector Knee Pads, Snowboard Skiing Hip Butt Pad, Ski Protector Set (Adult, A-Hip Protection) : Amazon.co.uk: Sports & Outdoors
Snow Turtle Hip Waist Protection Cushion Snowboard – Snow Turtle